The Modern Hitler


Today my mom went to an importan meeting, I have 8 so I'm very big now so I can watch porn, but she doesn't know about it, I'm a rebel without a cause.
Now I can enter 4chan, hehehe.
I'm writing to this asshole right now, I'm such a troll.
Me: helo
Random User: Learn how to write you asshole.
Me: someone has sand in his vagina
Random User diconected.
Mphg, I will try again with someone else.
Me: Helo bitch suk me dic u dirty btch
Another random user disconected.
Ugh, son of a bitch, well, I will write some sacry post to make them believe that I'm a ghost.
helo bithz u r ded coz im a gost, im to sopki 4 yu.
At the first 5 minutes the fucking admins deleted the thread, I want to put a stick in their asses.
Ugh, I'm tired, I will go to my facebook and check some whores...
Wait, what? why so many hate comments? let's see, there's a link here, it's a page called: "fuck that little kid that everybody hates", how the.. what in the hell? how they got my facebook account?, these fuckers, I will cut their dicks and then I will put the dick in their asses.
The children went 2 years in the past, wen Hitler was alive, then Hitler said to him: "You're that stupid child in 4 chan, arent ya? you're a dumbass like 'merica, you're the new Hitler".
The children became the modern Hitler and everyone hated him, he changed his name to George Bush.
Now he's training nazis to attack Obama.
End.